This Week’s Top 5 Bad Ideas May 9, 2007

5) Hosting the 2012 Olympics on a high risk former Blitz bomb site. (BBC)

4) Declining an invitation to Her Majesty’s dinner party because you’re “too busy.” (Daily Mail)

3) Protesting Paris Hilton’s upcoming incarceration. (Live Journal)

2) Talking in the limo. (ABC)

1) Opening the 9th story office window overlooking the East River, suggesting an air horn to frighten the boaters below. Searching online for one. (Boss)