What with Dan in Tanzania, and my impending departure from New York City, I’ve been contemplating absence: a state or period of being away. My friend Brandon sent me a link to Garfield Minus Garfield , a site that reconfigures the original comic strip with the cat erased. What you’re left with is [...]
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Two Turtle Doves
Posted in Humor, Life, tagged An Invisible Paw, Danzania, Dove 2-in-1, Garfield Minus Garfield, Leaky Hookah, Moving, Okiedokey, Poetry, Twelve Days of Christmas, William Matthews on July 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
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