I wanted to take this eighth day of Danzania to clear up a few things in regards to my Five Golden Rings post. So many people have commented, both publicly and privately, in response to my cousin’s nine-step plan for my life. Or was it 8 steps? I’m inclined to consolidate “get some real skills” [...]
Archive for July 14th, 2008
Maids and A-Milking
Posted in Humor, Life, Poetry, tagged Crybecca, Danzania, Epithalamion, Fred Schneider, Granddaddy, Jane Austen, Kevin Young, Love Shack, Milton Bradley Ghosts, Spots of Time, The Twelve Days of Christmas, Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free, Wordworth on July 14, 2008 | 9 Comments »
Subscribe to Trybecca!-
Blog Stats
- 231,541 hits
-
Top Posts
-
Recent Comments
Topepleatoece on Bye Bye Miss American Try… RNF on Death of a Boob Man Reshmi on Pure, eh? Barbara on McCall’s and Respon… Mike on Nov 5, 2008 a
- "Reasons To Survive November" (1)
- 1977 (1)
- 30th Birthday (4)
- 7 World Wonders (1)
- 777 (1)
- Abraham Lincoln (1)
- Accutane (1)
- Adrian Blevins (1)
- Adrienne Rich (1)
- Advice (3)
- Against Happiness (1)
- Alex Baldwin (1)
- All Things Considered (1)
- Alyssa Shelasky (1)
- American Apparel (2)
- American Tale (1)
- Amy Tan (1)
- Amy Winehouse (2)
- Angelina Jolie (1)
- Angelina Jolie and fast food (1)
- Ann Coulter (2)
- Anna Akmatova (1)
- Anna Nicole Smith (2)
- Anne Hathoway (1)
- Annie Mungil (1)
- Apology (1)
- Apophis (1)
- Apparel (1)
- Apple Genius Bar (1)
- Arrowhead Mills (1)
- Assassins (1)
- Asteroids (1)
- Atomic Wings (1)
- Avenue Q (1)
- Avoidant Personality Disorder (1)
- Axe effect (1)
- baking soda volcano (1)
- ball licking (1)
- Barry Bostwick (1)
- Bathroom (2)
- Bathroom Timing (4)
- Battambang (1)
- Beach Body Bootcamp (1)
- Beanee Weenee (1)
- Bed Bugs (1)
- Benjamin Moore (1)
- Beta (1)
- Big Muskie's bucket (1)
- bike tickets (1)
- Birthday (2)
- Black dog (1)
- Bloated Douchebag (1)
- blogging (5)
- Blogorrhea (1)
- Bon Anniversaire (1)
- Books (2)
- Boss (15)
- Boss Wife (1)
- Brad Pitt (1)
- Brangelina (1)
- Break-ups (1)
- British Airways (1)
- Britney Spears (2)
- brooches (1)
- Budapest (1)
- Buffy (1)
- Build a Bear (1)
- Bunny (1)
- Business Trips (2)
- Cake (1)
- Cami (1)
- camp (3)
- Carl Phillips (1)
- Carol Channing (1)
- Carrie Bradshaw (1)
- carrots (1)
- Cats (2)
- Celebrity (11)
- change (1)
- Charlie Chaplin (1)
- Cheese Doodles (1)
- Chicken Noodle Soup Dance (1)
- Childhood (2)
- Christopher Hitchens (1)
- Chuck E Cheese (1)
- Clementine (1)
- Columbus (1)
- Company (1)
- Concessions (2)
- Contest (3)
- Cork (3)
- Cormac McCarthy (1)
- Costume (1)
- Cousin Love (1)
- Coyote (1)
- Coyote Communication (1)
- cruise (2)
- Cursive (1)
- Dante's Peak (1)
- Dark To Mortal Eyes (1)
- David (2)
- Dead Sea Pavillion (1)
- Death (1)
- Deborah Kerr (1)
- Deceptively Delicious (1)
- Dehiscence (1)
- Denise Duhamel (1)
- Denny (1)
- Denny's French Toast Slam (1)
- Desmond Hume (1)
- Dessert (1)
- Dianetics (1)
- dolphins (1)
- Don Imus (1)
- Donald Duck (1)
- Dorothy Wordsworth (1)
- Drunk (3)
- Dunkin Donuts (1)
- Ear Inn (1)
- Easter (1)
- Easy Mac (1)
- eating out at the pink taco (1)
- Edwin Booth (1)
- Elephant Walk (1)
- Emergen-C (1)
- Epee Le Peu (1)
- Eric Wilson (1)
- Eternal Optimist (1)
- Evi Marosvasarhelyi (1)
- eviction (1)
- ex-boyfriends (1)
- Experiments (1)
- F Train (1)
- Facebook (1)
- Fashion (1)
- fat suits (1)
- Felicity (1)
- fever blisters (1)
- Fiction Writer (1)
- fistik (1)
- Five (1)
- Flak (1)
- Fourth of July (1)
- Fraggles (1)
- Frank O'hara (1)
- Fred Thompson (1)
- free whole chicken (1)
- Fun in the Office (1)
- Gawker (2)
- George Washington (1)
- Georgia (1)
- Ginkgo Trees (1)
- Giza Pyramids (1)
- Glamour (1)
- God (1)
- god is not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything (1)
- Golden Retriever (1)
- Goldfish (3)
- Google Chat (1)
- Google header (1)
- Grey's Anatomy (1)
- Grimace (1)
- Guinness Book of World Records (1)
- Gutenberg! The Musical! (8)
- Hairspray (1)
- Halloween (1)
- hand bells (1)
- Happiness Dance (1)
- Hardees (1)
- Hawaii (1)
- Heather (1)
- hiatus (1)
- hipster hair (1)
- Home Improvement (1)
- Hot Off (1)
- HR (5)
- Humor (120)
- I Can has Cheezburger (1)
- Ikebana (1)
- Indian Princesses (2)
- Into Thin Air (1)
- Iron Maiden (1)
- Isiah Washington (1)
- Izzie (1)
- James Herriot (1)
- Jammery (1)
- Jane Kenyon (1)
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Hawaii (1)
- Jessica DeStefano (2)
- Jessica Seinfeld (1)
- Jessica Simpson (2)
- Jesus Camp (1)
- Jhumpa Lihiri (1)
- Joan Didion (1)
- Jodi Foster (1)
- Johari (1)
- John Keats (1)
- John Mayer (2)
- John McCain (1)
- John McGrew (5)
- John Travolta (1)
- journaling (1)
- Jump (1)
- Kanki (1)
- karaoke (1)
- Karen Carpenter (1)
- Katie Holmes (1)
- Ken Paves (1)
- Kevin Young (1)
- King Henry IV (1)
- knitting (1)
- Kristin Scott Thomas (1)
- L Ron Hubbard (1)
- lemon battery (1)
- Letters (1)
- Liam Rector (1)
- Lick Box (1)
- Life (110)
- Lightning (1)
- Lindbergh Baby (1)
- Literary Magazines (1)
- Little Children (1)
- Lost (4)
- Lost and Found (1)
- Love Boat (1)
- Lowell (1)
- Lunch Poem Project (7)
- LVAD (1)
- Magic Eye (1)
- Mallomars (1)
- Manslaughterer (1)
- Mardi Gras (1)
- Mariah Carey (1)
- Marie Antoinette (1)
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1)
- Mary Louise Parker (1)
- McCall's (1)
- McDonalds (1)
- Meghan O'Rourke (1)
- Mer (1)
- Meredith Baxter Birny (1)
- MFA (1)
- Michael Ondaatje (1)
- Michael Scott (2)
- Mike Cherico (1)
- miniature village (1)
- Miranda (1)
- Miss Match (1)
- Misspelling (1)
- Moonpie (1)
- Mr Rogers (1)
- Mr Wizard (1)
- Mr. McFeely (1)
- munchkins (1)
- music (1)
- Musicals (1)
- My Poet (2)
- Nazim Hikmet (1)
- Negative Capability (1)
- New Open World Corperation (1)
- New York City (6)
- New York Primary (1)
- Nicole Richie (1)
- North Carolina (1)
- Norwich Terrier (1)
- nude in public (1)
- OCD (1)
- Office (12)
- Ohio (1)
- Once (1)
- one-eyed snake (1)
- Oprah (2)
- Oscars (1)
- Pacific Standard (1)
- pancakes (1)
- Pandering (1)
- Parents (3)
- Paris Hilton (3)
- Park Slope (1)
- Patrick Dempsey (1)
- Patronus (1)
- Pavarotti (1)
- Peanuts (1)
- peppered moth (1)
- Perez Hilton (1)
- Period (1)
- Personal Assistant (1)
- petite woman in red tossing salad (1)
- Petra (1)
- Photography (1)
- Pieces (1)
- Poem in Your Pocket Day (2)
- Poetry (28)
- Poetry 180 (1)
- Poor (1)
- Power Cords (1)
- praying mantis (1)
- President's Day (1)
- Project Runway (1)
- Psychic (1)
- Psychology (1)
- Pugs (1)
- puns (1)
- Puppets (1)
- puree (1)
- quiche (1)
- Quiznos (1)
- Rachel Ray (1)
- Racist (1)
- Ralph Fiennes (1)
- Rats (2)
- Raul Esparza (1)
- Ravenscroft (1)
- Reactive Mind (1)
- Relationships (3)
- Rene Zellweger (1)
- Republicans (1)
- Ricky (1)
- Ringworm (1)
- road trip (1)
- rommates (1)
- Rowing (1)
- Roy Sullivan (1)
- Royal Caribbean (1)
- Rue McClanahan (5)
- Santo Daime (1)
- Scarlet Johanson (1)
- Scientology (1)
- Scott Speedman (1)
- Sean Preston (1)
- Seattle Grace (1)
- Seurat (1)
- Sex and the City (1)
- Sex Offenders (1)
- Shenandoah (1)
- Shiloh (1)
- Shpnda Rhimes (1)
- Sidewalk Cafe (1)
- skee ball (1)
- Skunk Hour (1)
- Soft Chinchilla (1)
- Sondheim (1)
- Soundscape Soul (1)
- Spam (1)
- Spring (1)
- Staples (1)
- Star Wars (1)
- Starbucks (1)
- Stars (1)
- Steve Burns (1)
- Steve Guttenberg (3)
- strap it on the ass (1)
- stuffed animals (1)
- Submit (1)
- Summer camp (3)
- Sunday In the Park With George (1)
- Super Sweet 16 (1)
- Supersize Me (1)
- sushi (1)
- Sushi Samba (1)
- Sylvia Brown (1)
- Taco Bell (1)
- Tag (1)
- Taleo (1)
- Talk Thirty To Me (1)
- teeth (1)
- Teyana (1)
- Thai Life Insurance (1)
- The Bachelor (2)
- The Bearded Whorl (1)
- the behinder I get (1)
- the hurrier I go (1)
- The Initiative (1)
- The Laws of Attraction (1)
- The Office (2)
- the patch (1)
- The Professor (1)
- The Secret (1)
- The Silence of the Lambs (1)
- The Vermont Country Store (1)
- The Waterhorse (1)
- The Year of Magical Thinking (1)
- Thirty (1)
- Tillie the Frog (2)
- TiVo (1)
- Toilet (1)
- Tony Hoagland (1)
- Top Chef (1)
- tornados (1)
- travel (1)
- Trouble (1)
- two-headed calf (1)
- Tyra Banks (1)
- Ultrasonic Hearing (1)
- Uncategorized (97)
- Us Weekly (1)
- Van diagram (1)
- Victoria Beckham (1)
- Vienna Sausages (1)
- Villanelle (1)
- Vitamins (1)
- Vivre (1)
- Wenderoth (2)
- Wendy's (2)
- white trash (1)
- Wicca (1)
- Wife Swap (1)
- Wild Animals (1)
- Wine (1)
- Words Without Borders (1)
- Wordsworth (1)
- Year of the Cast (1)
Archives
Meta
