I think people live up to their last names. Who hasn’t known a chubby Whaley or a bi-polar Moody? I feel sorry for Britney. Not because of KFed or crotch shots or Promises or custody battles or half-cocked umbrellas. Right now I feel sorry for Britney because she broke down and shaved her head and her last name just happens to rhyme with shears. That pun is carte blanche for public ridicule. What if Anna Nicole’s last name rhymed with drug overdose in Hard Rock? Anna Nicole Klugstoverbose-bin-Fardstock.
Who’s next? I have a few Daily News predictions.
Mariah got that biscuit here.
Britney needs to recognize the positive power of her last name.
Can’t you see it? Britney Sears: Wish Big. She could totally take over that 12 year old’s role and make fun of KFed’s music and sell home electronics. She and Ty Pennington would be so cute together, y’all!