Today my boss ran out to get fish. After cleaning the tank where algae goes to die, he decided–on a Friday at 1PM–that we absolutely had to have more fish.
An hour later, he came back with this:
I don’t know if you can tell, but this goldfish, aside from having some serious head growths, also has eye cancer. His healthier breathren cost $18, but because he’s the aquatic equivalent of one of these people, he fetched a mere $8. A mere $8! What a steal!
The man who bought the bargain fish makes six figures a year.