Happy 30th Birthday, Heather!

Heather. Welcome to adult, self-respecting 30. I wish I was in Texas to buy you a shot.

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or a glass of wine.

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or a beer.

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but you probably don’t drink much anymore.

Because now you’re 30. Back then, before 30, you were like “What, Megan? I can’t hear you over the sound of more alcohol coming!”

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Back then, you had a drink to match every outfit.

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And remember how we never got to hang out, just us, because you kept making new friends?

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Phew. Thank God you’re 30.

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No more hiding liquor in your suitcase!

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Or getting trashed and gambling away your entire Wachovia Savings Account!

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I can finally get some sleep and stop worrying that you’re intoxicated for your volunteer shift at the underage tattoo parlor.

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I will say, you were always such a good sport about putting on that life jacket before we went out to the bars.

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Actually, I’m gonna miss the old H. But it’s for the best. Now that’s we’re both 30, and you’re a responsible teacher, and I’m a…personal assistant… we certainly can’t have this happening anymore, can we?

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Happy Birthday, Heather! I’ll see you in December. Whatever are we going to do New Years Eve now that we don’t drink?

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5 responses to “Happy 30th Birthday, Heather!

  1. Happy birthday, Heather! I don’t even know you but just looking at you makes me want to buy you a cocktail!

  2. Loved the pitures. Happy Birthday Heather!!…I remember 30.

  3. Happy Birthday H!!!!

  4. h – still need to try and catch up with you!!! it’s getting out of hand – i was out of town, not i’ve been working a lot this week, and right now, i’m actually sick right now and STILL working, so i’m really run down… i hope we can catch up this weekend 🙂 miss you!!!! love you so… and again, happiest of 30th b-days, h-chie!!!

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