First, there’s this.
And then there’s this. Ja, dis iz zo true.
You’re Desmond Hume!
You are mysterious and a secret romantic. No one has any idea what you’re doing most of the time, and you like it that way. You may be crazy, or just drunk, but more than likely, you know what’s going on more than most of the people around you. If you don’t already have an accent, you probably secretly want one.